February 2009 Archives

A prayer for twitter

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The magic of Twitter to me is in its minimal and ephemeral nature. However, I fear success (as typically defined by funded start ups in the community realm) will drive it toward a development path that is almost always feature driven: a feature list with business goals that use words like traffic, conversion, time spent, bounce rates, page hits, and stickyness etc. which I think are counter to sustaining said magic. As products and services grow up, it can't help but self-destruct. Beautiful, isn't it? Unless of course they can resist.

[Thought: If Twitter keeps heading toward becoming an alternative communication platform on the level of email and chat then wouldn't it only become more and more difficult to monetize? I can't ever imagine paying to use email.]

At the same time those that do resist features and enhancements or resist any form of perceived evolution at all is ripe to getting over taken by a new kid in town. That's a fine thing in the larger picture - renewal is completely natural to the web. But what if I don't want Twitter to go away just yet? I think the challenge is not only to have such resistance, but I'd even offer the suggestion to further subtract. And lots of prayers.

After having genuinely and actively used it for many months I have grown tired of it. Fatigue. Its lightness has been overtaken by the darkness known as Twitterrhea - "too many twitters per hour". Well sure I made the choice to click "follow me", so yes I've since done some pruning in my friends list. Well sure nothing forces me to visit the stream so often either, so yes I've since quit endlessly running Tweet Deck in my dock. But these are all negative steps in reverse of adoption. Perhaps consider yet another constraint on top of the 140 character limit: limit the ability to tweet to x times per day? And if it isn't realistic to be so brave, what are friendlier ways to guide/encourage best use?

Limiting the number of tweets per day could yield: higher quality and sincerity in content; reduced noise and fatigue during consumption; more visits; keeping the stream constantly on or plugged in; more valuable information/data; and perhaps even allow Twitter to charge micro-amounts for additional tweets. 

Too much engagement is bad. What might often seem as user engagement, or in other words your best customers, is what will eventually result to users kicking it. For example, when public chat rooms first got popular we all knew someone who just spent way too much time living their lives in it. They eventually learned that such abuse wasn't healthy and quit it completely. 

The product has to be small enough to fit into our lives in a big way, in a healthy way. Business goals should not drive the product to where it encourages usage that isn't sustainable on the long run. A product should seriously consider its long term relationship with a user and not base their goals around an eventual 'exit'. 

I think we've so far seen that there is certainly room in people's lives for a way to publish bits of status. An active, public memoir. An archive of our memories. A peek into the separate lives within our ever growing address book. An entertaining break in between tasks. An easy way to dive into a room filled with thoughts, whispers, screams. A safe way to satisfy the stalker in you. It would be nice to see Twitter become more significant, survive the natural pull toward irrelevance.

If they have to put their energy (and funding) into something I'd say integrate well with all other popular products people already use and focus on developing a great brand.

And ultimately, the weaving question I always ask myself is: How can the online be more interesting in the offline, and the offline become more interesting in the online?


Image: Dead sunflowers I kept for years until the let-go, photographed here.

Lazy love

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Embrace it as truth that humans are busy and lazy. Not in a bad way. Many cool things come to mind when ideating solutions around laziness.

A clipping from an old entry dated Saturday June 4, 2005 - 05:37pm (PDT)

So have we gotten lazy? Or was it never fair in the first place? An example with cell phones... I don't ever have to remember my friends phone number because I have her saved and I simply have to remember one piece of information about her, her name, which is in my directory. That seems fair. A basic requirement in any friendship is to at least know the name of your friend. But if I don't want to remember even her name I can assign her to my speed-dial, so all I have to remember is a single number that I need to hold down to call. And if I am even lazier than that, I can choose to forget that speed dial number and just remember by visual mapping which button it is on my dial pad that triggers the speed dial (ex. That button on the bottom right). And if I don't even want to have to open my eyes to look for this button I can just, by feel, know that when I hold my phone with my left hand then its the button toward the area just below where my thumb naturally rests.


Complaisant cookery

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When we look at the bowl of salad in front of us, we never think "wow look at that, there lay the remains of a dead turnip!" When we put our elbows on the table we are eating on, we never think "this table is the carcass of a dead teenage tree". But it is. 

In the situation of *death* between human vs. animal, and human vs. plant, its meaning is more interesting than the simple on-off binary. Our relationship with food is a particularly great example. From hearing how most vegetarians I know rationalize their diet, it seems to really come down to: like having seen a slaughterhouse propaganda video ...err something equal to it.

[I should say that I admire the pursuit of a healthy diet, and the people who can muster enough discipline to stick with it even when it isn't as convenient or as... delicious. I really am not thinking this idea out as an attack on vegetarians who I know (and don't know), and of course not all who practice it accurately fall into my loose generalization here. But still it might sound like it. So I'll just refer to one particular friend named, uhm, Betty.]

"Betty, do you eat meat? What made you decide to stop and when? Do you make exceptions? Do you ever cheat? Can we still date even though I am not?" 

It has been difficult to get a clear reason as to why Betty chose this diet at some point in her carnivore life. Her responses revealed that Betty, like most, is pretty open to others not following the same diet. Well of course, this topic usually comes up over a meal. And it would not be nice to tell your date that you're offended he's stuffing a dead cow into his face. But really I think Betty, like most, don't mind that others eat meat. 

This is a good thing. It means that Betty doesn't necessarily want everyone to convert. It isn't a religion and she isn't  setting up any exclusive situations where unless you buy into her way, you aren't welcome. 

[Crossing "cult" off the list.]

Betty, like most, also revealed that she would still eat fish and shellfish. Now this was quite a clue, and good news as well. It means that it isn't that she hates plants and want to devour them into extinction. 

[Crossing "secret kingdom war conspiracy" off the list.] 

Eating sea animals eliminated arguments around how meat is just bad for you. It also eliminated arguments around animal killing, animal confinement, animal cruelty, and  general bad farming practices - since those all apply to seafood as well.

So, what could have turned Betty from chomping meat burgers to chomping garden burgers, and still be okay with eating sushi with me? My latest theory: vocal cords. 

[I'm sure this argument has been introduced before. Search on how Google search killed originality. If none found, write an idea about it.]

Betty must have seen a video depicting scenes of how animals are converted into food. This video documented the horrible animal farm situations and followed it through the production line and into the grocery store. There are too many horrible things to mention here. You can't imagine it if you haven't seen it.

But consider this though: when Betty was a little kid she had a pet fish in a bowl. The fish eventually died of course. But she was perfectly fine keeping it in a little bowl. I would argue that such confinement is comparable to a lamb kept in a small cage in a food production farm. So why is the fish in a bowl not perceived as cruelty, even for little Betty?

The difference perhaps: a lamb has some ability to convey emotions via its facial expressions, its physical gestures, and its vocal cords. The mental and physical pain of a lamb can be imagined, even if not witnessed at the dinner table. Where with a fish, it can not.

A fish has no eye brows to frown, no limbs to bend weak, no voice to wail with. If the candidate for food seem complaisant, then Betty is okay to eat it.

[Picture the dumb look of a fish face.]

Why are fish and plants complaisant? Are you complaisant?

It's easy to understand why plants are non reactive and unexpressive. They just don't have the means - at least none that we can physically sense. But why do some animals (like fish) have similar disabilities? It definitely was not expected that the top of the food chain where Betty sits would eventually base its eating habit on (a form of selective) compassion.


Related links:

The Cult of the McRib

Was Jesus a Vegetarian?


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